penguintim:

Haha, why include actual queer representation when you can just make gay innuendo jokes :)

(via captainnipple)

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

(via curliefrys)

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via curliefrys)

Are you calling me a liar?

— Drake Bell (via robertdinnero)

(via rad-baby)

Well I ain’t calling you a truther.

— Josh Peck (via robertdinnero)

(via rad-baby)

matthewsagan:

when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like

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(via damn-funny)

madisonelawrence:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

littlefuckinglesbian:

anxietyanimal:

Same goes for pets.

DONT LEAVE ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE IN A CAR

Including plants!!!!

-Rhea

YES

(via curliefrys)

rapbattler:

dallassalad:

seriously though if you get sunburnt, make up a cup of tea and pour it over your skin, it gets rid of the redness

ur welcome

what sam neglected to mention here was that the tea shouldnt be kettle hot

(via zaynsbro)

idioticteen:

current emotion: leonardo dicaprio hiding from paparazzi in giant parka 

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nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(via zaynsbro)

  • Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

(via youaintkawaiibitch)

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(via orgasm)