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thelordofhats:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.
Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.
It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

thelordofhats:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.

Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.

It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

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jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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zeppelicaesars:

alexkisu:

do you ever just stare at yourself in the mirror in your underwear and get sad

sad that no ones around to see me hell yea

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playthesims:

aww
dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

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dominusr:

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Passport pl- 
I AM THE QUEEN



The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

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dominusr:

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Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

image

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dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

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markdoesstuff:

like i keep seeing this come across my dash and i cannot reblog it because it will set the bar for cosplay so high
he truly destroyed the game for everyone ever.

markdoesstuff:

like i keep seeing this come across my dash and i cannot reblog it because it will set the bar for cosplay so high

he truly destroyed the game for everyone ever.

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wifikings:

nvxus:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

my childhood….gone…..image

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kinkyshezza:

Amanda Abbington ladies and gents.

kinkyshezza:

Amanda Abbington ladies and gents.

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kilometersprower:


my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes

kilometersprower:

my freshman facebook page can be pretty good sometimes

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blxckbiird:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU

blxckbiird:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU

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